Diva Yeah, that"s me Diva I am the Diva Diva You better roll out the red carpet Diva Cause here I come I'm a diva from head to toe And it's getting better everyday I dont cook, I dont wash dishes And I do not do windows Cause I'm a uhhh diva I like shopping I hate going to the grocery store I hate washing clothes I like painting my nails It's excites me You have to work to get this good Diva That's me Diva I am the diva Diva Stand on wine and kiss my Diva Hand Diva You better watch out, cause here I come I am telling you I am a diva from the big city That's right And I like it that way You know what else I like? I like credit cards But not just any old credit cards I mean, gold You know what they say If you have to ask the price You cant afford it And I never look at the prices Ha, ha, yeah I also like it when I dont get the bill That's what a true diva is Diva That's me Diva I am the diva Diva You better roll out the red carpet Diva Cause here I come Diva Get up and let me sit down Diva These high heels are killing me Diva Uh Diva Diva Diva Here I come Look at this girl Girl, don't even try You have to do better than that Puts on her new Partuchi pants Looks at her ass And thinks shes, got a chance So maybe if youre lucky One day, youll end up like me Thats right, a diva from head to toe You have to work to get this good Diva Mmm, better squeeze your ass into them pants girl Diva I am telling you Diva Rolls Royce? Pull it on up here Diva You can hold the door for me anytime, baby Diva I have a new diet now Diva I only eat oysters and crabs Cause I'm a diva