Hi (Hello)
How are you? (So-so)
I'm glad to hear that (Oh)
If I may take moment of your time
I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you about
Something so new, so revolutionary
So exciting (I'm listening)
That it will completely change your life
Now I know what you're thinking
Trust me, I get it
So I'm gonna cut right to the chase
If you respect high quality
If you expect only the best
(Only the best)
Then folks, let's get right down to business
If you enjoy having fun
If you like guarantees
(That sounds just like me)
I proudly present to you
The Perfect Product
It's perfect for you
Perfect for your family
It's perfect for your friends
A product you can trust
You can totally rely on
A product you can believe in (I believe)
Just enjoy your time with it
It's product you can love
A product you will like
I know that you're gonna like this product (I love the product)
So if you don't mind
I'd like to go into further detail
And give you some more information (Yes please)
Because we really want you to feel comfortable
With all your product related decisions
Now, a couple questions
Would you classify yourself as top notch?
Do you like being the talk of the town?
Let's say you get excited about great value
(Such great value)
Then boy do I have exciting news for you
Well standby 'cause I'm about to tell you
The secret to unlocking a lifetime of satisfaction
The Perfect Product
It's perfect for you
Perfect for your family
It's perfect for your friends!
The Perfect Product
The Perfect Product
It's made for me
The Perfect Product
Gotta have it, really need it
Lifetime warranty
The Perfect Product
The Perfect Product
Comes with a guarantee, baby
The Perfect Product
The Perfect Product
It's made for me
Just have fun with it