Red Jeremy wakes up everyday 7:30, no delay Brushing his teeth Thinking about his job Thinking about leaving his job Start his own fad, make new friends, find love Or any of the above Red Jeremy is now on his way On the 8:30 train, though there was a delay Seems a person decided to end it today He wanted to start his own fad, make new friends, find love But there was nothing above "Oh, The humanity!"- said the people on board But Red's not surprised, not anxious nor bored. He wakes up everyday 7:30, no delay Brushing his teeth Moving on with his life A hot stick of butter meeting a cold knife And "all is good" - He's up, even when things get rough Till the day he decides - enough is enough