There once was a girl whose name was Ann He knew he was really a man His brothers' names were Mike and Dan But he changed his name to Mordecai There once was a girl whose name was Joy He knew he was always a boy His best friends were John and Roy But he changed his name to Eliyahu Sometimes we have nails that sparkle Our names are somewhat patriarchal But even Republican snarkle Admits that we... read the Bible? New men with old man names New men with old man names New men with old man names New men with old man names New men with old man names New men with old man names New men with old man names New men with old man names New men with old man names New men with old man names New men with old man names New men with old man names Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila ve-nismeḥa Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila ve-nismeḥa Hava neranena, hava neranena Hava neranena ve-nismeḥa Hava neranena, hava neranena Hava neranena ve-nismeḥa Uru, uru aḥim! Uru aḥim be-lev sameaḥ Uru aḥim be-lev sameaḥ Uru aḥim be-lev sameaḥ Uru aḥim be-lev sameaḥ Uru aḥim! Uru aḥim! Be-lev sameaḥ Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila ve-nismeḥa Hava neranena, hava neranena Hava neranena ve-nismeḥa Hava neranena, hava neranena Hava neranena ve-nismeḥa Uru, uru aḥim! Uru aḥim be-lev sameaḥ Uru aḥim be-lev sameaḥ Uru aḥim be-lev sameaḥ Uru aḥim be-lev sameaḥ Uru aḥim! Uru aḥim! Be-lev sameaḥ Shalom aleiḥem Hevenu shalom aleiḥem Hevenu shalom aleiḥem Hevenu shalom, shalom Shalom aleiḥem Shalom aleiḥem Hevenu shalom aleiḥem Hevenu shalom aleiḥem Hevenu shalom, shalom Shalom aleiḥem Siman tov umazal tov Umazal tov vesiman tov Siman tov umazal tov Umazal tov vesiman tov Siman tov umazal tov Umazal tov vesiman tov Yehe lanu Siman tov umazal tov Umazal tov vesiman tov Siman tov umazal tov Umazal tov vesiman tov Siman tov umazal tov Umazal tov vesiman tov Yehe lanu Yehe lanu, yehe lanu Ulechol Yisrael Yehe lanu, yehe lanu Ulechol Yisrael Yehe lanu, yehe lanu Ulechol Yisrael Yehe lanu, yehe lanu Ulechol Yisrael Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila ve-nismeḥa Hava nagila, hava nagila Hava nagila ve-nismeḥa Hava neranena, hava neranena Hava neranena ve-nismeḥa Hava neranena, hava neranena Hava neranena ve-nismeḥa Uru, uru aḥim! Uru aḥim be-lev sameaḥ Uru aḥim be-lev sameaḥ Uru aḥim be-lev sameaḥ Uru aḥim be-lev sameaḥ Uru aḥim! Uru aḥim! Be-lev sameaḥ!