Kevin's mysterious and enigmatic Kevin is tall and darkly attractive Kevin's the subject of speculation 'Cause Kevin avoids any explanation Kevin's a bachelor, never dated He's had a dozen offers he's never taken Kevin is friendly but can be remote Avoids getting personal or too close Women wan to know Who's that handsome man? Men ask their acquaintances About that lad ♪ Kevin's inhibited, Kevin's quiet Intimacy seems to make him frightened He was seen kissing a woman once At a party when he was totally drunk Kevin's got friends he could confide in But he's always denied them The simple facts, avoids revelations Kevin's a master of evasion Lives all alone, rarely goes out Is there a double life we don't know about? ♪ He won't say that he's gay He won't say that he's not He won't say that he's bi He won't be pinned down He'll say that he's picky And refuse to be labeled Then the changes the subject As soon as he's able His friends all see it as a matter of trust They'd never judge him on his lust They just wish he'd be more open They're tired and resentful of his withholding We're all in the dark Because Kevin won't talk We're all in the dark Because Kevin won't talk We're all in the dark Because Kevin won't talk But maybe Kevin's more confused than we are Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin.