Cute drunk boys in gay bars All the trouble they cause They come onto you so bold You get them home they pass out cold You go to sleep, they start to snore I can't put up with this any more Oh no no, oh no no, no no no (boyfriend wanted) Waited so long, how much more to go? Frustrated, sitting at home Life's too short to spend alone So you throw some clothes on that tired body Venture out 'n try to meet somebody But it's a temporary gain To tide you over and keep you from going insane Oh no no, oh no no, no no no (boyfriend wanted) Waited so long, how much more to go? ♪ My straight friends are having weddings That's not where my life is heading O drunken squalor, get thee behind me But there's always some old trick there to remind me I'm professionally single, you know I'm so experienced that by now I'm a pro Oh no no, oh no no, no no no (boyfriend wanted) No no no, no no no, no no no, no no (boyfriend wanted) Oh no no, oh no no, no no no, no no (boyfriend wanted) Waited so long, how much more to go?