I heard what you said I'm not stupid, you know What do you take me for Hetero? The next time you say it Make sure I can't hear 'Cause you're pissing me off Is that clear? What'd he say He said "that's so gay" What'd he say He said "that's so gay" And if you say it again There'll be hell to pay I'll show you What it's like to be gay I heard what you said "It's just a figure of speech" If you meant nothing by it Practice what you preach The next time you say it You'd better think twice 'Cause some pissed-off faggot May not take it too nice What'd he say He said "that's so gay" What'd he say He said "that's so gay" And if you say it again There'll be hell to pay I'll show you What it's like to be gay I heard what you said I'm not stupid, you know What'd you take me for? (...Breeder) The next time you say it Make sure I can't hear 'Cause you're pissing me off And you're not even queer! What'd he say He said "that's so gay" What'd he say He said "that's so gay" And if you say it again There'll be hell to pay I'll show you What it's like to be gay What'd he say? "That's so gay" Um, guess what That's not okay And if you say it again There'll be hell to pay I can make you feel What it's like to be gay