Think about that tape you made me Called me from the house show Listened to The Moment You Said Yes Through your Motorola flip phone You had one too many Put your hands on me in public Let your friends see how you feel Despite your growin' up real Catholic. I don't think that you're a creep But I know that you do. Put on my best shoes For your friends from grad school You didn't mention where we met You say you're proud of me Until they find out just how old I am. You don't think that you're a creep But you know that they do We were getting along just fine Until you got that interview At Goldman Sachs you noticed the weird way I started looking at you. You don't think that you're a creep But you know that I do.