I stepped outta the bar and into the street And there she was standin' there A sexy momma lookin' so petite With red lips and jet black hair I said, "I'm lonely tonight So you're comin' with me. Oh, honey, lucky you!" She said, "You're kinda short, but you'll have to do 'Cause tonight I'm lookin' to screw!" I found a sucker Who likes to play I'll pretend that I love her Until I go away I'll stick around and bang Until the next best thing I found a sucker Who'll have my way We got back to my room And I was seeing my tomb And I took off all my clothes She wasn't messin' around We were goin' to town As I pulled down her pantyhose Then she opened her mouth She was goin' south Blood rushed to my head Sexlessly, she was aimin' to please And I bet she'd be good in bed I found a sucker 'Cause she likes the meat You all know a good hummer Just can't be beat She sure knows how to blow She takes it nice and slow That girl's a sucker Ain't that a treat Na, na, na Na, na, na Na, na, na, na, na... So we're havin' our fun And she's gettin' it done And it's feelin' like ecstasy She says, "Open your eyes. I got a suprise" And it happened so suddenly She lifted up to my chin And she gave me a grin When I noticed these little fangs She stuck 'em in my vein I couldn't bear the pain She went and ruined everything That girl's a sucker I couldn't get away I tried to convince her I tried to in vain I'm still a human being You can't do this to me! But she's a blood sucker And I'm her prey I think vampires aren't real, they don't exist But I'm locked in her arms suffering a deadly kiss I think vampires aren't real, they don't exist But I'm locked in her arms suffering a deadly kiss And I'm the sucker now I'm the sucker now I'm the sucker now I'm the sucker now