When morning comes we'll see who's left alive The apocalypse is really bad this time Pile your firewood up high 'Cause you don't wanna die Out there in the cold With all the poor folks The apocalypse is really bad this time I've been watchin' armageddon T.V. And buyin' guns for when they come to get me I got my generator on Dug a trench in my front lawn Bought a thousand tons of ramen CHICKEN FLAVOR! The apocalypse is really bad this time I bought some batteries from the dollar store Next week I'l goo out and buy some more Dug a well in my back yard It wasn't all that hard I just hope it isn't poisoned From all the fragging The apocalypse is really bad this time You can say I'm a little nervous you can say I'm filled fear But we don't need your government your healthcare or your queers We're takin' back the constitution takin' back the whitehouse too We're goin' back to the way things were in 1492 Duck dynasty for president we'll start our own nascar Drink beer out of camo cans and kill off the retards We're taking back Christmas no tax on cigarettes We'll fix everything with duct tape except the national debt The apocalypse is really bad this time