Half of the time I'm normal, half of the time I'm too crazy to function Half of the time I'm straight edge, the other half I'm a raging alcoholic I'm either the life of the party or not speaking at all I'm in love or disinterested, infatuated or indifferent There's no in between I feel like I have nothing, I feel like I have everything I need ♪ When people say you should "be yourself" they're lying When people say you should "be yourself" they're lying They want you to be normal in a vaguely quirky way They want you to be normal every single day They meant different like nerdy kids in high school movies Not transexual, mentally unstable, or autistic Because one day someone said, "We should all just pretend" Because one day someone said, "We should all just pretend" When people say you should "be yourself" they're lying