Make lots of phone calls or people will forget If you don't lean into the puzzle, you'll never know if you fit You're the cancer cure and the misplaced soulmate It's a matter of fact, not a matter of fate The people you've hurt, well they're only half right Fight if you will and flee if you might When humans were faced with darkness, they had to create light Inside jokes with outside sources Would you criticize ships that have to change courses? Come on dude, the gift of the magi is true But only if people really care about you But have you heard the great news? You'll always be capable of giving them a reason to A reason to love, a reason to share A reason to fight against perpetual unfair Give all ya got even when you think you've got nothing Don't underestimate the power that a good joke can bring It's all pointless banter living in the infinite abyss At rise: interior human race, "we love you Harris"