Ladies and gentlemen
The starting line-up for
The Toon Squad!
The game begins
Hopes are high
We need to win
We need to try our hardest
The game is tough
We're already losing
We're taking some hits
We're taking a bruisin', oh oh
And everybody get up
It's time to slam now
We've got a real jam going now
Welcome to the space jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the space jam
And everybody get up
It's time to slam now
We've got a real jam going now
Welcome to the space jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the space jam
Now what are we gonna do now
Everybody is falling apart
What are we gonna do now
Everybody is falling apart
We need you, Bill Murray
We need you to play
It's your time to shine
It's time for you to save the day
We need you, Bill Murray
We need you to play
We just need a warm body
I guess you'll do today
We need you, Bill Murray
We need you to play
It's your time to shine
It's time for you to save the day
We need you, Bill Murray
We need you to play
We just need a warm body
I guess you'll do today
So miraculously
After an eloquent motivational locker room speech by Bugs Bunny
And some questionable
Performance-enhancing substances
The Looney Tunes have managed to orchestrate an insane comeback!
Now time-wise I'm not really sure how it all worked out
But the important part is that Bill Murray's there
And they're only down one point with just a few seconds left
Now Michael Jordan has the ball
And he's honestly about halfway down the court
With mere moments left on the clock
Now conventional knowledge would dictate
That this is an impossible situation
There's no way he could make it!
The Looney Tunes and Michael Jordan
Are gonna be space slaves at an amusement park
You get it, you get it, you get it
You've watched the whole movie by this point
But Michael Jordan doesn't play by your rules
And he understands something that none of us do
He's in a cartoon!
So he jumps, and he stretches
And he stretches, and he stretches
And his arm is stretching as long as it can
And it keeps on going, and the clock is counting down
And he stretches as far as he can
And you know what?
He makes it!
He makes the point!
Everybody get up
It's time to slam now
We've got a real jam going now
Welcome to the space jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the space jam
Everybody get up
It's time to slam now
We've got a real jam going now
Welcome to the space jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the space jam
Everybody get up
It's time to slam now
We've got a real jam going now
Welcome to the space jam
Here's your chance, do your dance at the space jam
(Every— oh)