Only dead folks get my jokes Storm the castle and swim the moat Across the world lives a big old goat Whose got nine eyes and breathes nothing but smoke And he loves Lily but Lily loves me And she loves Shelia but Shelia Loves me So let's go out back and plant a family tree Just happy as a couple motherfuckers can be Load your pistol to shoot the breeze Go to the garden, tell the birds and bees Not to bother the girls or harass the boys Busk for your breakfast, baby, make some noise We'll wake up grandpa, wake up Jane Throw a couple rocks at their window pane If daddy gives me money, I'll drink my milk Got women to scare, got a world to tilt If daddy gives me money, I'll drink my milk Got women to scare, got a world to tilt If the daddy gives me money, I'll drink my milk Got women to scare, got a world to tilt There's no one in the world but you for me So let's go out back and plant a family tree