Never robbed a bank, I never stole a car Never pumped no bullets into Johnny Law Always paid my taxes, always drove below the speed limit In my hometown Always had a girlfriend Yeah, I always had a job Never drank no alcohol I always flapped my jaw Never raised a finger 'til I heard the lord Blowin' on his old war horn ♪ Always smoked them cigarettes Yeah, never smoked no dope Always had an alibi Yeah, always had some hope Never thought no evil could have settled down In the people of my hometown Never met no witches, no, I never met no ghosts Never sent no howlies to the fire below Never carried weapons 'til I heard the lord Blowin' on his old war horn