When I was your age
We played out on the streets
And Freddos were ten p
When I was your age
I spend all my money
On Pogs and Crazy Bones
No thousand dollar phones
Just crazes taking over school
Like those aliens in goo
I swear my buddy knew
Someone whose alien had babies
Call me crazy
But I'm a '90s kid, got a candy stick for a cig
And I'm cruising downtown
In my red and yellow buggy
People looking at me funny
I've got a scoubi chain swinging 'round my neck
And a couple shinies in my deck
And maybe you could say I'm stuck in time
Well, I'm a '90s kid
When I was your age, yeah
We played on Mega Drive
Soon there'll be PS5, yeah, Oh
You've got bop it, and pull it
And twist it, and spin it, and flick it
Now take your two fingers and flip 'em and trick it
Like a tech deck Tony Hawk
And get some Green Day on your Walkman
And walk to school, yeah
In your light-up trainers like a Power Ranger
Danger never crossed my mind
They told me I was crazy
But I'm a '90s kid, got a candy stick for a cig
And I'm cruising downtown
In my red and yellow buggy
People looking at me funny
I've got a scoubi chain swinging 'round my neck
And a couple shinies in my deck
And maybe you could say I'm stuck in time
Well, I'm a '90s kid, oh yeah
And I'm proud to say that I can still remember every
Original Pokémon, all 151, yeah!
And I'm proud to say that I remember every word to the theme song
You're never too old, you're never too old
For Pikachu!
I'm a '90s kid, got a candy stick for a cig
And I'm cruising downtown
In my red and yellow buggy
People looking at me funny
I've got a scoubi chain swinging 'round my neck
And a couple shinies in my deck
And maybe you could say I'm stuck in time
And maybe you'll be right
And you could say I'm living in the past
Well, I'm having a blast
And maybe you could say I'm stuck in time
Well, I'm a '90s kid
Mmm, mmm, mmm
When I was your age
I never realised
The best days of my life
Were right before my eyes