Hey there partner, it's your boy:
Big Gay
A.k.a spitoonwhore
I'm on some cowboy shit tonight boy
YEEEEEEHAAAAW
Hey there little partner, do you know a barber?
Needa get my tumbleweed trimmed up, for starters
My horse is getting fixed up, needa get my lips pucked
I'm having me a brodown, 'boutta get stuff-fucked
Piece of wheat in my teeth, imagine it's a penis
Got my spurs on my feet, and I'm feeling like a heathen
Guzzling every bitta moonshine, now I'm barely breathin'
Tonight's gonna get me heated
Looking at the pale moonlight
Wish I'd never took a beat alright
Thinkin' 'bout how my ass is so tight
Got my leather jeans ready to be clapped tonight
Jumpin' on my horse, bareback
Gettin' really wild, just relax
'Boutta be a rodeo soon
Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers gonna make me cüm
Everybody gather round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
'Cause tonight's gonna be a big fat brodown
Everybody gather round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
'Cause tonight's gonna be a big fat brodown
I just can't express how much I love me a good sexy cowboy
So let me tell ya
(Now ya know)
I be suckin' and fuckin' and lovin' drinkin' cum buckets
Rubbin' and tuggin' about to something ready to be cumming
Partner runnin', pulling guns and drink in pubs until the sunset
Lots of sexy kinda messy partners gonna test me: swallow
If you let me song is kinda catchy square dance it man
Fuckin' ass, jumpin', arm wrappin'
He's rappin', slide into my dms
Fuck me really good, up and down like a seesaw
I'm about to cum like a donkey, weesnaw
Feel a little tuckered, booty feeling raw, and just a bit puckered
He whispered in my ear, you're the best lover
Never had a man cum like no other
I said, Mister Thighs, we continue to kiss
I never really had feelings like this
It was dark the whole time, so I got under the covers
The lights turned on, I was fuckin' my brother
(YEEEEHAAAAAW)
Everybody gather round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
'Cause tonight's gonna be a big fat brodown
Everybody gather round
Everybody make a sound
Everybody get aroused
'Cause tonight's gonna be a big fat brodown
Brodown!