I've been waiting for my major label deal I've been waiting for my dad to open up It's probably not worth it I don't even know why I want it I've been waiting for my ducks to get in a row But it'd be easier if I was more of a jerk Like everybody else in the city Making a name for yourself in the city is Hard as day old crusty maggot filled Feel like such a mess, help me, Dr. Phil I don't think anyone believes in me Cuz' I'm not who I used to be Daddy's telling me I need to get a new job Why do i need a job besides being so cute I know that I could invest in cryptocurrency But I just don't care if I have any money It's all just hard as day old crusty maggot filled Feel like such a mess, help me Dr. Phil I don't think anyone believes in me Cuz I'm not who i used to be I'm not lazy or dumb I'm just trying to be someone who cares enough I have become commodified, why Even Try at all I've been waiting for my ducks to get in a row But it'd be easier if I was more of a jerk