Urine to me, I'm in too deep (Deep like your mom) She says that she's a squirter Been waiting my whole life for her I put my raincoat on, yeah She's coming over at 3 a.m She said we're both getting wet in the bed Can't believe, yeah, she squirted on me This was my fantasy but It's not you, it's pee Tinkle, tinkle, why am I hard? Like I'm at a water park (Now cones are fucking awesome) She's pissed off, I'm pissed off Yeah, she said it was cum My shower's golden She used my face as a toilet I think that I kind of like it (fuck yeah) She's coming over at 3 a.m She said we're both getting wet in the bed Can't believe, yeah, she squirted on me This was my fantasy but It's not you, it's pee We see it in the porn, it's like a unicorn Girls think they know everything But they don't know that it's pee It takes a special man My friends don't understand Bring on the waterworks I love the way that you squirt She's coming over at 3 a.m She said we're both getting wet in the bed Can't believe, yeah, she squirted on me This was my fantasy but It's not you, it's pee It's not you, it's pee She's my number one But I draw the line at number two