I wanna be Rodney Dangerfield I wanna be like in his movies Don't wanna be like nobody else Don't wanna be you, don't wanna be me I just wanna be Rodney Dangerfield 1-2, 1-2-3-4! I wanna be like that underdog You'll have no respect, but you'll get the girl When you look him no one understands When you don't have any friends Why you try to be cool, why you try to be famed I just wanna be Rodney Dangerfield Don't wanna be like nobody else I want to be the king of the kings Mister Rodney Dangerfield oh, oh!