You may not care but don't be naive Well take The best The positive aspect Have some friends and a punkska band I guess that's The key to your sobriety Even if you're a pervert use your head Before you date this girl, you better sure you've bled It's o.k. you'll do some mistakes Like Ace Ventura with Snowflakes Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Life is like diskathing And someday you'll have a lovely wife You'll do like O.J. and kill her with a knife You'll obey to your bastard dog Live across The street from a big fat slob You will be a fucking statistic Another man without a diploma But after all you'll be happy Cause you know man, this is The key [Chorus] [Bridge] [Solo] Ba-ba-ba, ba-Barbara ann! [x3] [Chorus]