An internet sensation Just offended half a nation And the candidate is running On anti-immigration And the comic went too edgy And was fired from the station And we all Just Laugh Along And a forest fire decimates A hundred homes an hour And a hurricane floods a region Millions without power And more than half the species Are dead and gone forever And it's not even 7 AM Just when I Barely have a handle On a fraction of the mess I've just read I take whats left of half my heart And dragged myself, out of bed I take whats left of half my heart And dragged myself, out of bed A rich man son denies it Yeah he swears he never knew her And most of us believe her But some say it's peculiar That she chooses now to speak When she should've spoken sooner And everyone should just Shut up And a strange haircut maniac Shoots 20 in a high school Shoots 30 at a temple Shoots 40 at a concert Shoots 50 at a funeral And I can't Recall All the names Cuz there's this well reviewed new show That I really want to see And a film that took 7 years to shoot a documentary And a book based on a broadway play That won in every category I'll just skip All three Cuz I don't have time for anything Just when I Barely have a handle On a fraction of the mess I've just said I take whats left of half my heart And dragged myself, out of bed I take whats left of half my heart And dragged myself, out of bed I'm in over my head I'm in over my head I'm in over my head I'm in over my head Another great depression's coming Just around the corner And I guess me and the country Have the same type of disorder Distracted and divided We will crumble in short order And I don't know what else to do But sing to this recorder And it makes me feel okay At least for this one day I haven't found any Better way I take whats left of half my heart And dragged myself, out of bed I take whats left of half my heart And dragged myself, out of bed I take whats left of half my heart And dragged myself, out of bed I take whats left of half my heart And dragged myself, out of bed I'm in over my head