There's a book on my dining table
"Fifty places to drink beer before you die"
I don't think these things are supposed to be morbid
But right now I think I kinda wanna cry
Somewhere I got sliced right down the middle and
Somehow I grew bigger than my skin
Swallowed too much gum when I was little
And It's been weighing me down ever since
I'm exhausted
Slightly nauseous
Wanna leave my thought on read
Wish someone would invent clapping lights
To turn out the shit inside my head
Yeah
Yeah
Can't clap to knock myself out
Yeah
Think you missed the punchline
Didn't hear you laugh at me
I'm a glutton for self punishment and 2010's TV
Somewhere I got sliced right down the middle
And forgot quite how to take it on the chin
Swallowed too much gum when I was little
And it's been weighing me down ever since
I'm exhausted
Slightly nauseous
Wanna leave my thought on read
Wish someone would invent clapping lights
To turn off the shit inside my head
Yeah
Yeah
Can't clap to knock myself out
Yeah
I'm looking for a knockdown drag out
I'm a mess
Cleanup on aisle 10
Yeah
Yeah
I think you missed the punchline didn't hear you laugh at me
I'm a glutton for self punishment and losing all my keys