A one-woman man's what I wanna be
Stay by her side so faithfully
I would if I could, but it's just no good
'Cause there's two perfect girls for me
Ha ha ha, alright
Jenny, oh, Jenny
Joy, oh, Joy
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me
Oh yeah
Officer Jenny, oh, can't you see?
You can lock me up and throw away the key
Jenny, if lovin' you's a crime
Then sentence me now and I'll do the time
My uniformed beauty is simply the best
She's got my heart under house arrest
But before that cop names me her boy
I'm head over heels (he's head over heels)
I'm head over heels for a nurse named Joy, ooh
Jenny, oh (Jenny, Jenny, Joy, Joy), Jenny (Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy)
Joy, oh (Jenny, Jenny, Joy, Joy), Joy (Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy)
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me
Alright
Nurse Joy, won't you please
Cure me of this bad disease?
Oh, Joy, the diagnosis is bleak
When I see your face, my knees get weak
Well, I'm burnin' up, I got the fever
She's my perfect nurse and I'll never leave her
Her bedside manner has healed so many
So why am I in love? (Why is he so in love?)
Why am I in love with Officer Jenny? Yeah
Jenny, oh (Jenny, Jenny, Joy, Joy), Jenny (Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy)
Joy, oh (Jenny, Jenny, Joy, Joy), Joy (Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy)
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me
Ha ha ha ha, alright, swing it
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Aw, Jenny
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Ooh
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's two perfect girls for me
Oh, I've tried (tried) and I've tried (tried)
And I've searched way deep inside (deep inside)
From these two I won't choose, I can't stand the bad news
'Bout the name of the girl that I'm gonna lose
This can't go on, enough is enough
I've gotta pick one no matter how tough
It's time for eeny meeny miney mo
But wait a second (wait a second)
Wait a second (come on and wait a second)
What's her name? I've just gotta know, I've just gotta know
Oh, Jenny, oh (Jenny, Jenny, Joy, Joy), Jenny (Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy)
Joy, oh (Jenny, Jenny, Joy, Joy), Joy (Jenny, Joy, Jenny, Joy)
A one-woman man's what I wanna be
But there's one, no, two
No, three, four, five, six, seven
So many perfect girls for me
Alright