Anywhere I go I'm gonna take you with me Pennsylvania, Arkansas, Texas and Kentucky Buy a little trailer big enough for just you and me Stay up watching Golden Girls and I Love Lucy Cuddling in bed, I kiss and rub your belly Listen to you snort and wheeze and whine in your sleep Greeted with wet kisses in the early morning Always fall asleep to the song of your snoring And I don't know what I did Before the day I met you And I don't know what I'd do If I ever lost you Anywhere you go is the place I'll call my home Painting welcome signs and growing flowers in the lawn Eating junk and watching trash 'til the break of the dawn A gentleman you are, always take me on long walks A great big appetite, I like men who know how to eat Slurping the same noodle when we share spaghetti Eating peanut butter, dip the spoons in the jar Buy a box of donuts glazed in icing sugar And I don't know what I did Before the day I met you And I don't know what I'd do If I ever lost you You're the lumpiest, squishiest, fattest little thing You're the sweetest little guy, my double-chinned baby You're the only man I want and the only man I need You're the only man I dream of late at night when I sleep You're the cutest pug The kind I spent my whole life dreaming of Growing old together in a trailer park so in love