As if February ain't cold enough You had to go and break my heart I made six reservations just in case of cancellations But I guess we could eat dinner apart The way you stared when I bought you that big bear I could tell you were kind of disturbed But my kind act of kindness can we put this all behind us Have you tried the chocolate mints, they're so good Can't believe we're through But I guess it's really true Valentine's sucks without you Now I sit here stoned at Benihanah's all alone Valentine's sucks without you It sucks Now I sit at my desk at my low class job Everybody's got flowers on their's And it's hard to concentrate Someone tells me about their date Fucking hell Jenny, nobody cares My house is a mess. I'm forty days behind in rent And I still smell your shitty perfume And I'm full of regret All that money that I spent To have a barbershop quartet sing for you One day at a time By next year I should be fine Valentine's sucks without you When push comes to shove It's the national day of love Valentine's sucks without you Oh, Valentine's sucks without you Oh, Valentine's sucks without you Oh, Valentine's sucks without you Oh, Valentine's fucking sucks