When I woke up this morning I was feeling fine But this cat starts banging man what a swine So I called reception but to no avail That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale I went bang- I said shut up I went bang- I said rap up Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work But the piledriver man drove me berserk He said captain, I said wot He said captain, I said wot He said captain, I said wot He said Captain, I said wot d'ya want Once a lifetime, twice a day If you dont work you get no pay Well, I ve been to the east, I ve been to the west But the girls I like most are the ones undressed Well, Hello Adam, where youve been? I said stand aside cause I'm feeling mean Ive had a gutful of you and I'm feeling bad 'Cause you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad He said Captain- I said wot He said Captain, I said wot He said Captain, I said wot He said Captain, I said wot d'ya want He said Captain I said wot He said Captain I said wot He said Captain I said wot He said Captain I said what d'ya want Repeat till end