She say she DTF
Bitch you know I got fish to catch
And she banging my line, she wasting my time
Saying she wanting some sex (Ugh)
Nah girl, I'm reeling it in
I'm casting my rod with a big ol' grin (Woo!)
Hitting the lake with the boys on a weekend
Whipping the boat, no I can't be your boyfriend (Nope)
She say she DTF
But you know I got fish to catch
I got on my hat yeah the one with the hook
And I'm packing my tackle box down by the brook (Woo)
There's plenty of fish in the sea (Yep)
So don't you go fishing for me (Nope)
I ain't with the kissing cause that ain't no fun
I got ninety-nine problems and a fish ain't one
She say she DTF
But if shе hit my phone, voicemail, declinе
Got a brand new boat, gotta cast my line
When the rod go down, and the wave just right (Whew!)
We livin' the life, if we ain't going fishing then don't waste my time
Pull up, we chillin' in a Bass Pro Shop
Then about to hit the lake in a brand new drop-top
Oh shit, I did it again
I'm fishing for bass and she's texting her friends
Been here for days, and making plays
Bagging fish, catching rays, unrestrained
So amazed, I just can't help myself
(Caught a brand new trophy for the bathroom shelf)
We can stay the night
But we just won't match in the morning (Know why?)
I got fish to catch
Uh, at the Marina'ses
Ha, licking on penises
But then when I'm done
I get on my sloop and I suck on more penises
Fishing out, in the Pacific
Slitting fish throats I'm getting sadistic
Catching some beasts, all Paleolithic
Out on the seas, and my cast is ballistic
Got the corpses, they're stacked up in rows
No time for remorse, and that's how that shit goes
Up on my boat and we fish by the nose
It smells fucking sweet when that shit decompose
My therapist said he sees warning signs
But who gives a fuck when I'm casting my lines
He should man up, and mind his own mind
Just let me keep fishing and fuck off my grind
Ay yo Justin, that girl from last night hit you up yet?
Yeah, yeah I got a text, she said she's uh, DTF,
But I-I don't even know what the fuck that means
Ha, ah man, DTF? Man, she's down to fish!
Aw, hell yeah man! Hey, have you seen Ryan anywhere?
I just got three more, buddy boys!
Nice!
Hold on, my Sony Ericsson's ringing
Oh, it's that girl from last week
Hello? Oh, you're having another manic episode?
Sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my fishing, BITCH!
Come on, she say she DTF
Bitch you know we got fish to catch
Don't wanna see any breasts
Just wanna see fish in my net
Don't wanna do any sex
Just wanna chill in my vest
Don't wanna see you get undressed
Bitch you know we got fish to catch!
Woo! Ha, yeah
Oh, my, lord
Hell yeah
Pass those fish, boy!
I, I, I, I, I'm catching bass
I'm reeling another one in right now! Ha-ha!
Ha-ha. woo!
Oh, is that a- is that a- is that a marlin? That's a marlin!
That's a marlin!
It bit through the line, I'm kinda embarrassed
Yeah, alright man
I'll get a- I'll get another one
S-s-s-swag, ay, up-up-up-up top, up top
Still respect women. but
I love you boys
I love you too
DTF, we love you
C'mon, high five
We love you boys
Now
Catching fish with the boys
Stop- stop- stop killing fish so much
Alright
Woo!
Okay