Alright, Starr park
We're the Bad Randoms, and we're ready to ruin your day
You want a good time, you're in your brawl prime
There isn't anything you can't do
From mystic mountain to haunted haven
You'll feel the danger when you meet wicked Stu
Got kicked out of the snowtel
Threw the game and blamed someone else, well
Why does this have to happen?
It's just another day here with a random
No pass, no kill, no coordination
No hope, no aim, only damnation
We are the Bad Randoms, and we won't cooperate
A troll trio, we're impossible to tame
Bad Randoms, you know the ones you love to hate
Not here to be your friends, just here to cause you pain
You think you're a one-man army
But we're the one who takes all of the glory
Get off the jump pad, you never ever collab
This is not my fight, I just ruin your night
Got a bounty on my head
But you'd rather just waste your ammo instead
Can't believe you're trick-shotting again
There's nothing I can do, no one here to befriend
No pass, no kill, no coordination (no coordination)
No hope, no aim, only damnation
We are the Bad Randoms, and we won't cooperate
A troll trio, we're impossible to tame
Bad Randoms, you know the ones you love to hate
Not here to be your friends, just here to cause you pain
You're stuck with us, and we're stuck with you
Trash Poco, born bad buzz, wicked Stu
When all hope is gone, beaten down, looking dark
We'll troll you 'til dawn, we're the worst Randoms of Starr park
Yeah, we're the worst Randoms of Starr park
We brawl, we lose, no desperation
We die, we live, no separation
We are the Bad Randoms, and we won't cooperate
A troll trio, we're impossible to tame
Bad Randoms, you know the ones you love to hate
Not here to be your friends, just here to cause you pain