Lose our morals each December
Promise each year will be better
All our good intentions
Forgotten like a extra
Bottle of Lynx shower gel
That I didn't even ask for and Auntie Val's given me again
Relatives come out the woodworks
Carol singers make my head hurt
Death by cringe
John Lewis advert
At Christmas
'Tis the magic is fading
Everybody gets wasted
At Christmas
When you're crying to slade
With your sad tinder date
At the annual office party
We're all just desperate, aren't we?
At Christmas (At Christmas)
Granny's tipsy on the good wine
We're all arguing by lunchtime
Call me ungrateful
I got a mug from James
That looks suspiciously like the one that we gave him last year
What a joke
Relatives come out the woodworks
Carol singers make my head hurt
Death by cringe
John Lewis advert
At Christmas
'Tis the magic is fading
Everybody gets wasted
At Christmas
When you're crying to slade
With your sad tinder date
At the annual office party
We're all just desperate, aren't we?
At Christmas (At Christmas)
Dead mistletoe
Scrap in Tesco
Dad burnt the roast
Bad cracker joke
Omnibus soaps
Mince pies are gross
All of our hopes, lost in the post
Transport is a no-go
Bought my presents from the Esso
Merry merry merry merry Christmas
Here's some antifreeze and chocolate biscuits
You shouldn't have!
You actually shouldn't have
At Christmas
'Tis the magic is fading
Everybody gets wasted
At Christmas
When you're crying to slade
With your sad tinder date
At the annual office party
We're all just desperate, aren't we?
At Christmas (At Christmas)
At Christmas