I wear long johns Now you're long gone I play the bass Use a different toothpaste But since you left me, oh, not much has changed I'm so happy I forget your name I can't even remember your face Ha-ha-ha That was a joke I've been going to theme parks by myself So I can ride with someone else And put the picture on my shelf I'm living a lie I've been going to bed at half past five But I still have bags under my eyes I gotta get, get, get a life La-la-la-la, ah-ah-ah La-la-la-la, ah-ah-ah I cut my hair Get free healthcare I go shopping Don't buy you things And now, because you left me, oh, I'm saving money I'm a new me, talk to anybody I've never been so carefree and funny Ha-ha-ha That was a joke I've been going to theme parks by myself So I can ride with someone else And put the picture on my shelf I'm living a lie I've been going to bed at half past five But I still have bags under my eyes I gotta get, get, get a life Ever since you left, I've been so happy Ever since you left, I've been ecstatic Ever since you left, I've been so happy Ever since you left, I've been erratic I'm so happy That was a joke I've been going to theme parks by myself So I can ride with someone else And put the picture on my shelf I'm living a lie I've been going to bed at half past five But I still have bags under my eyes I gotta get, get, get a life I gotta get, get, get a life La-la-la-la, ah-ah-ah La-la-la-la, ah-ah-ah