Spent the last three years asleep A town called Misery No-one seems to live here 'cept me obviously Impatience on a postcard All the parts of me that snarl and smirk Easily find work on Mean Street In a grand glass dagger I'd grandstand and swagger Until the boss lost interest in me Testing Testing Testing Testing Man, I rarely move Woman, I barely improve And you can see for yourself Pretty sure you need no proof Not one single thing shakes Nothing seems to take And make no mistake Clearly not nearly as funny as I used to be No time, no money, no energy Testing Testing Testing Testing How easy would it be to kill a stranger? Quick, just picture Jesus in a manger Ah A half moon blew holes Spun me out of control Christ, leave me in peace Return to your pitiful nursery Kill me, kill me, kill me Killer offer me relief Caterpillar eatin' all my leaves Gosh, life is a drag Quit yanking my leash Cater to me Kill me, kill me, kill me Killer offer me relief Caterpillar eatin' all my leaves Gosh, life is a drag Quit yanking my leash Cater to me like you would royalty Testing Testing Testing Testing How easy would it be to kill a stranger? Quick sharp, picture Jesus in a manger Ah Testing Testing Testing Testing Testing Testing Testing So testing So testing Testing me