Wake up don't know nothing from the night before
Throw my hand out towards my dresser I can't find my phone
I feel alone, whiskey bottles gone
Turn my TV on, oh yea lets go left my keys at home
It's 5 pm and I just got up bro said we drinking at 6 yea
Skinny frat kid said he low on drugs, I don't even know who he is
Pretty little blonde with her shirt undone, really hope my 3 point hit
Way too many problems but a girl ain't one, I don't really care if I miss
I said hey there, miss bartender can I get a shot of your hardest liquor
Hey boy this one special, shot called a night that you won't remember
12:01 want another handle
12:13 feeling like a dancer
12:32 about to lose my manners
1 am I can barely stand up
Yea I'm gone, I'm gone, I'm gone
I'm so lost, so lost
Too pissed off might fight the bouncer
Blow for a blow now I'm cussin' loudly
Left that bar when he kicked me out it
Bag on his head need to up the bounty
Stumbling down the street and I got no clue where I am
Ring ring momma calling my phone wonderin how the hell my night been
I said hey mom I got to go love you now I'm walking in
To the second bar I told you that this party never ends
Wake up don't know nothing from the night before
Throw my hand out towards my dresser I can't find my phone
I feel alone, whiskey bottles gone
Turn my TV on, oh yea let's go left my keys at home
Its 5 pm and I just got up bro said we drinking at 6 yea
Skinny frat kid said he low on drugs, I don't even know who he is
Pretty little blonde with her shirt undone, really hope my 3 point hit
Way too many problems but a girl ain't one, I don't really care if I miss