I'm a kitty cat and I scratch
I'm not here to play
If you want your hands and your eyes
Babies, stay away
Can't you see, just let me be
I'm singing my kitty cat song
Just to let you know I want to be alone
Come closer and it won't be long
'Til I throw, throw, throw a punch
And then maybe you'll see
That it probably wasn't a good idea
To bring your hand near me
I'm gonna throw, throw, throw a punch
Human, I'm warning you
I'm a mumble cat, as a matter of fact
It's time you left the room
♪
Met a dude in Oklahoma
Scratched his face into a coma
Scratched a kid in Hollywood
Bit his hand and damn, it tastes good
Met a granny in Japan
Now that granny has no hand
Scratched a lady in Hawaii
Then that lady, she said, "Aai"
Scratched your cousin in Kentucky
He should have died but he got lucky
Scratched your daddy in Michigan
Daddy never came near me again
Scratched your mama down in Georgia
Don't tell me I didn't warn her
Scratched her face then bit her toe
Then she ran to the border of Mexico
I'm a kitty cat and I scratch
I'm not here to play
If you want your hands and your eyes
Babies, stay away
Can't you see, just let me be
I'm singing my kitty cat song
Just to let you know I want to be alone
Come closer and it won't be long
'Til I throw, throw, throw a punch
And then maybe you'll see
That it probably wasn't a good idea
To bring your hand near me
I'm gonna throw, throw, throw a punch
Human, I'm warning you
I'm a mumble cat, as a matter of fact
It's time you left the room
I'm a mumble cat
♪
I'm a mumble cat