Well here we are in Mexico But we're getting sick of donkey shows We all got crabs so we packed our bags And further south we go Land ho, to Argentina we go! We're now in Argentina Got stuck in the marina The women hopped aboard our boat And showed us their vaginas Land ho, and off to France we go! We're sailing off to France? Fuck France! We're sailing off to Italy To treat the women shittily We beat them with salami And alfredo'd on their tittilies Land ho, to Africa we go! We're sailing into Ghana Although we didn't wanna 'Cause all the Ghanarian men Have dicks like anacondas Land ho, to Australia we go! Well now we're in Austrailia In search of genitalia We found a dead koala And committed necrophilia Land ho, to China we go! But, we've ended up in Vietnam Where all the men have little dongs Well that's okay 'cause we're not gay The women love us long Land ho, to the Middle East we go! Well now what country is this? United Aram Emirates!? There's lots of sweaty camel toe And everyone's a terrorist Land ho, and further south we go! We've sailed around the world again And we've seen a lot of foreign lands Our crotches ache so we'll take a break And stay here in the sand We will rest a while in the sand!