You shit company
You broke my boy's hand, now are you dumb?
(Dickhead)
Now we gonna sue, you owe us money
This gonna be fun
(Money)
You charging high prices, oh the tables have spun
Workers crying over a device
Eugene go cry to your fucking mum
(Waa!)
You ain't new to scandals, this ain't a shock to me (what?)
You selling horse meat, you killed my whole family (dead!)
You guys assaulted us with full force
(You did)
Now the next time you buy meat from Tesco
You're actually eating horse
(Neigh!)
Your Clubcards are shit (they are)
Yeah you steal from the poor (oh yeah)
You're like the opposite to Robin Hood
Yes you've started a war (bang bang)
You failed to pay your wages
Yeah there is no truce (no no)
I got a better accountant for you, his name is Beetlejuice (woah!)
Tesco, you've fucked it
Welcome to the war you enter (wa-wa)
Your company crumbling so hard
Just like the World Trade Centre (bash!)
Your employees act like shit
Everyone is now a foe (bom-bom)
We caught you in 4K
Yeah fuck Tesco! (Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)
Fuck Tesco
Fuck, fuck Tesco
You're shit
Your owner looks like my big toe
Fuck Tesco
Fuck, fuck Tesco
Your shop is shit
I would rather give a tramp a blow
Fuck Tesco
Fuck, fuck Tesco
Fuck your security
We're gonna fuck them with a dildo
Fuck Tesco
Fuck, fuck Tesco
Lower your prices, or we'll fuck and ditch you like a hoe
Tesco broke my finger (ooh!)
Tesco, are you dumb? (ugh!)
Probably only broke my finger
'Cause you're scared I'll finger your mum (mhm!)
Go boycott Tesco (mhm!)
Something I endorse (egh)
Who'd have thought that 10 years later
You'd be in another court case with a horse (mhm)
Horse meat back then (fhf)
Now it's horses again (shoo)
Thought you did something when you called the feds
But I'm telling you this ain't the end (bars)
Get a new employer (mhm)
'Cause I phoned my lawyer (ooh)
Prosecution, 16k
Brand new 1 Series on the driveway (ooh!)
Fuck Tesco
Fuck Tesco
Fuck Tesco
All my homies, they hate Tesco
We go Asda, we hate Tesco
Every little helps
But this little cunt didn't
"You're belittling my staff"
Your mum got ridden (mhm)
"You want me to destroy?"
Well you didn't destroy
And plus, I'm already on a lease mate
So I pay monthly and I get my phone back for free anyway
Even if it gets nicked or damaged by another person
Especially with the solicitor (mhm)
Nice rhyming!
Thank you man
Fuck Tesco
Fuck, fuck Tesco
You're shit
Your owner looks like my big toe
Fuck Tesco
Fuck, fuck Tesco
Your shop is shit
I would rather give a tramp a blow
Fuck Tesco
Fuck, fuck Tesco
Fuck your security
We're gonna fuck them with a dildo
Fuck Tesco
Fuck, fuck Tesco
Lower your prices, or we'll fuck and ditch you like a hoe