Now this song is dedicated to everyone that's down real bad right now
This is a Creampie Creation, cuh
I wake up and my tummy is growling
Couldn't eat for days 'cause I'm really down badly
Got no money, so I guess I'll go and grab my fishing rod
But that asshole at the docks, givin' no more boats for jobs
Man, what the fuck is going on?
An 80 dollar meal at Burger Shot
Guess I'm gonna have to rob
Really hope I don't get caught
My car's breaking down on every block
This repair is gonna cost
Now my bank account is gone
I can't believe that I'm down so badly
I need some tea so I can make some money
Thank god the Rooster's Rest didn't go and ban me
I just need some cash, so I can feed my family
I just want a lap dance at the strip club
But I got no money to tip any strippers
I guess I'm gonna have to go and work on dump trucks
But the pay is pretty shitty, it's really not enough
And every time I use a lock pick they always scuffed
I can't afford another one 'cause they 300 bucks
I can't believe the gas prices, this shit is rough
We need a mayor to come in and show the city love, yeah
Just to make ends meet I got 3 jobs I'm jugglin'
You know we down bad when even the police is strugglin'
Feels like every week the cost of everything is doublin'
The fact no one owns a house yet, that is shit troublin'
Now the Diamond Casino is open
Playing blackjack, 21 is what I'm hoping
Shit, I busted again, you gots to be joking
Lil Erf playing in the background, pass the Ibuprofen
Even Matthew Pain is poor
He's working at the Burger Shot, and he can't take it anymore
He's crying all the time, that shit is just so damn hard to ignore
He wears a fancy suit that he just really can't afford
I just want a lap dance at the strip club
But I got no money to tip any strippers
I guess I'm gonna have to go and work on dump trucks
But the pay is pretty shitty, it's really not enough
And every time I use a lock pick they always scuffed
I can't afford another one 'cause they 300 bucks
I can't believe the gas prices, this shit is rough
We need a mayor to come in and show the city love, yeah
Okay, Mr. Buddha, how would you describe your financial situation?
Shit, I'm really fucking down bad man, my fucking van is poor
But at least I'm not as poor as Kevin Whipaloo
I just want a lap dance at the strip club
But I got no money to tip any strippers
I guess I'm gonna have to go and work on dump trucks
But the pay is pretty shitty, it's really not enough
And every time I use a lock pick they always scuffed
I can't afford another one 'cause they 300 bucks
I can't believe the gas prices, this shit is rough
We need a mayor to come in and show the city love, yeah
A-ba-ba-ba, I'm really poor now, but I'm gonna be rich again!