You should have listened to what mama said And walked away with someone else instead You should have listened to what grandma said And married someone more like fred You should have listened to your inner voice While you had time and still a choice You should have reached for the emergency brake Before it was too late [Chrous:] You see the clever girl looks for a clever boy To another extent than the clever boy Will ever look for a mate Who goes to round-table debates And runs a little bit late When she does work for the state You see the clever girls look for a clever boys And then the clever boys seem to have a different choice They want a good-looking chick That likes to blow them away Someone who laughs at all the Funny little things they say I have a friend who's in this mensa club He has no trouble to admit He wants a woman with ambitions That go as far as raising kids [Chorus x3]