Slytherins work hard five days of the week At the week's end, it's pleasure that we seek No one really knows what we get up to In the Slytherin dungeons, this is what we do: Fridays are for frisking Saturdays for snogging Sundays are for sleeping in With each other! Some think our behaviour is rather atrocious But it's in our nature to be so precocious We're not frigid, we like to show affection You can find is kissing in the Restricted Section It's not even secret, it's really quite simple Just look at our mascot, it's a phallic symbol! Fridays are for frisking Saturdays for snogging Sundays are for sleeping in With each other! Vincent likes it rough, Gregory likes spanking Marcus likes to watch, Blaise prefers wanking Millicent likes bullwhips, Fee likes ropes and knots Daphne's not the kinky sort but like to call the shots Pansy likes Draco, but she's willing to share One night we had a threesome after playing Truth or Dare Fridays are for frisking Saturdays for snogging Sundays are for sleeping in With each other! We're hot and we know it We ain't afraid to show it We got it, we flaunt it And you know that you want it We're hot and we know it We ain't afraid to show it We got it, we flaunt it And you know that you want it We're hot and we know it We're not afraid to show it We got it, we flaunt it And you know that you want it!