My name ain? t up in lights But I? m a hero in this bar And I play four big shows a night With just me and my guitar I don? t make a lot of money And I don? t have a lot of gear I don? t sell a lot of records But I sure sell a lot of beer If you wanna hear Bob Dillon I? ll play like a Rollin? Stone If you wanna hear Bob Wills I? ll play the Rose of San Antone I? ll even play Happy Birthday If that? s what you wanna hear 'Cause I don? t sell a lot of records But I sure sell a lot of beer So it? s hey, hey, what? s your favorite song? Hey, hey, everybody sing along We? re just one big red neck family At least while we? re in here 'Cause I don? t sell a lot of records But I sure sell a lot of beer I wake up every Sunday morning? So I can go to church and pray But after some of my Saturday nights Things just don? t turn out that way I think even the Good Lord, he understands I? m at that point in my career Where I don? t sell a lot of records But I sure sell a lot of beer So it? s hey, hey, what? s your favorite song? Hey, hey, everybody sing along We? re just one big red neck family At least while we? re in here 'Cause I don? t sell a lot of records But I sure sell a lot of beer Well, I don? t sell a lot of records But I sure sell a lot of beer