Is your pony close to you right now? Perhaps your pony is just next door Not more then a simple text message away. Maybe it's that special time That you can bring your pony out Take him around the yard Walk your pony around a little bit Ponys are naturally very naughty They naturally want to run free But not every pony get's to run free In fact most pony's need leashes Leashes on their goddamn faces Cause if they get out and do run free Pony's are very likely To return to their original human form You see if a pony is able to eat precisely One third of their body weight in raw carob Followed by three green apples During the first half of the diurnal century They will immediately return to their original human form And we can't have that. It's a lesser known fact That every pony was once a human being This fact regarding the reincarnation of ponies As punishment for their naughty past life behavior Is widely accepted within the global equine occult community So if you're still listening and I'm sure you are Please donate to The Pony Reincarnation Foundation We work with pony's doing past life regression therapy So they won't have to continue to come back as pony's Over and over and over again You can donate simply by listening And sharing this next hit single "Pony Lonely" Recorded by Rocco and the Love Apples In a past pony life