Why do you hate me? Why? Why do you hate me? Why? Why do you hate me? Oh, why do you hate me? Why do you? Why do you do? I scrambled those eggs for you I generally did what you asked me to I still got no respect, no I'm the Rodney Dangerfield of your ex-girlfriends Why do you hate me? Why? Why do you hate me? Why? Why do you hate me? Oh, why do you hate me? Why do you? Why do you do? I wrote my best jokes for you I did my best gags 'til my face turned blue And I never even got a laugh, no Rodney's turnin' in his grave on my behalf Oh, why do you hate me? Why? Why do you hate me? Why? Why do you hate me? Oh, why do you hate me? Why do you? Why do you do you? I don't wanna talk about it anymore I don't wanna feel your face upon my floor I gave you all I had with no returns I thought you were my friend which makes it even worse You shoulda left your girl for me But then my morals are low as my self-esteem So I guess I wish you all the best, yeah Hope your love is as solid as the head on her chest You used to like me (Why do you hate me?) You used to like me (Why do you hate me?) You used to wanna spend all your time with me, oh You used to like me You used to, you used to Why do you hate me? Why? Why do you hate me? Why? Why do you hate me? Oh, why do you hate me? Why do you? Why do you? Why do you hate me? Why do you hate me? Why? Why do you hate me? Oh, why do you hate me? Why do you? Why do you do you?