I got somethin' to say to you and you better listen I'mma tell ya how to be cool in one easy lesson Go! Sunglasses after dark Ahh, they're so sharp And you'll be cool And the squares'll drool It's real simple Sunglasses after dark Woo, they're so sharp Listen to this Went out last Saturday night Got myself in a knife fight Everybody got cut includin' me 'Cause there wasn't one of those cats could see We had sunglasses on See, we were wearin' SAD I was hangin' around on the street When this great big guy ran right into me I could hardly make him out, everything was so dim But then I seen what was wrong with him He was wearin' sunglasses after dark Sunglasses after dark Woo, they're so sharp Sunglasses after dark Woo, it's so simple It really is, hey Where am I, by the way? Oh, yeah