Here come the tedious messengers And the cynical scenesters The money-eyed predators with bankrolled dress codes And matching socks And gratuitous swearing That makes you feel young even though you're getting older You takes drugs on the weekend With dubious creditors The cultural arbiters with ham-fisted metaphors Who are you? And what do you stand for? Who are you? And what do you stand for? They say I'm not interested by the way Just want to flex my irrelevance Make sure you write a song about this it'll look good in the PR No-one'll buy it But it will make you a star Yeah, no-one will buy it Who are you? And what do you stand for? Who are you? And what do you stand for? It's all overpriced sportswear Bumbags and cocaine My political retweets To keep my conscience okay I'm a lover of all things new I'm highly susceptible I'll pick up where you left off And hang backstage at festivals Hey, maybe when you get famous You'll move to L.A With a supermodel girlfriend and all these other clichés And you can drink it all in Leave the bitterness behind That's just to the losers The sad acts, accessed denied And once you're in you can stay in Warm under the sheets With hot yoga and pot plants, and a dress code full of feats Blah Blah's a creative genius you know, he's highly reactive And he's done something with social media that's completely cross generational And who are you? And what do you stand for? Who are you? And what do you stand for? What do you stand for?