He lives in a pink house He paints everything pink He buys pink sausages And he loves silly pink drinks Then he turns on the grill Looks all around him Scratches his old grey hair Shouting 'Boy, I'm Sean Connery!' Then up from the kitchen window Jumps a hot pink cat Smelling of booze and cigarettes And yuck! All those dead rats He has a very pink wife And with her he has crazy pink kids They can't live by themselves So they come to pink house every day His cat has salmonella And he has a very bad rash His wife is drunk on lamna And his home is a terrible mess Then up from the kitchen window Jumps a hot pink cat Smelling of booze and cigarettes And yuck! All those dead rats He has a very pink wife And with her he has crazy pink kids They can't live by themselves So they come to pink house every day His cat has salmonella And he has a very bad rash His wife is drunk on lamna And his home is a terrible mess His cat has salmonella And he has a very bad rash His wife is drunk on lamna And his home is a terrible mess Yeah his home is a terrible mess His home is a terrible mess