America, are you listening to me Jesus sends me to show how good your life can be We don't care if you're sinners, we don't want to know where you've been You can wash yourself clean Just put your hands on the screen Our lines are open and now we wait for you to call If your chair is comfy, you hardly have to move at all There's a church on the corner that you haven't seen for a while But don't touch that dial Just put your hands on the screen The choir sings and everybody is feeling good The phones are ringing from Bethelhem to Hollywood So move in closer and let your faces feel the glow There's a holy presence right here in the studio Bring the sick and the dying, and maybe together we'll see Some miracle of TV Just put their hands on the screen