I am salivating I think I want to go shopping today 'Cause my clothes are so luma Huh? What? We have a new president? Oh, cool! Um, hey, look, my schedule's kind of hectic I have a pictorial mamaya 'cause I'm a model kasi 'Cause I'm really pretty, yuh! I'll have coffee muna Oh, shocks, I make you kuwento There's this girl, she's so pangit, she's so kadiri Sobrang feeling, she thinks she's really pretty She's in the parlor everyday She changes manicure like, you know, every single afternoon Would you believe? And she's got this irritating voice like ipis Like, you know, nobody cares naman, eh (yeah, like I care) Oops, I'm done na with my make-up, I gotta go na You're such a great conversation, like, grabe, you're so intelligent Hope to see you again this afternoon, ha Dito ka muna sa aking bag