Come sit with me around the fire I'll tell you of those I admire This is the story of a lifetime Of those who're making history Who teach the rules of purity I'm always keen to hear What hero's next to cheer Thrashed to the max You are the scene, keep your metal clean Thrashed to the max But off the screen, you suck supreme You're thrashed to the max Listen and follow, it's the battle of a lifetime I too join in your righteous fight Guide my path into the light You are the leader of a lifetime Complete what I anticipate Direct what I may love or hate The all-knowing lore Is what I'm looking for Thrashed to the max You are the scene, keep your metal clean Thrashed to the max But off the screen, you suck supreme You're thrashed to the max Leave me alone with your bullshit rules You'd rather focus on yourselves I already know that you're massive tools Just put some music on the shelves Stick your blabber where the sun don't shine It's just worth having me in stitches Your trueness doesn't cover your lack of spine You're just some whiny little bitches I'm glad to have you by my side Please keep being my guiding light For I shall never be Forced to disagree Thrashed to the max You are the scene, keep your metal clean Thrashed to the max But off the screen, you suck supreme You're thrashed to the max