It's Christmas! It's Christmas, isn't that fun? The only time they'll say "faggot" on Radio One Christmas TV; family's come To watch slimy James Corden being a c*nt Ho ho ho Play this song On the radio We want that Noddy Holder money Buy this song The new 'Let It Go' We want that Noddy Holder money Christmas songs are for making a profit A cynical surgical strike that's aimed right at the wallet Chestnuts roasting on an open fire Buy this so that next time we can afford a children's choir Ho ho ho Play this song On the radio We want that Noddy Holder money Buy this song The new 'Let It Go' We want that Noddy Holder money Die hard's a Christmas film! We know Fairytale of New York! We know Tacky Christmas Jumper! We know I wear this hat ironically! We know "Is it right that this song's become your pension fund?" "Well, the bank manager, it keeps him very happy It's made us millionaires Squillionaires" At least it's nice, a speech from her majesty As we nationally affably make chat with the family I can't think of a last rhyme Something something something something Christmas time Ho ho ho Play this song On the radio We want that Noddy Holder money Buy this song The new 'Let It Go' We want that Noddy Holder money