The phone rings twice, then it's through I don't even have to answer, I know it's you Yes, I'll meet you for the one thing we shared Our once-a-week, fool's love affair Same ole motel, the same ole room Same ole lines we know can't come true It's just pretending that the guilt's always there It's just a once-a-week, fool's love affair It's a fool's love affair And we're both aware It's a game and nobody wins We can't reveal the love that we feel So we'll just keep it this way 'til it ends We hold each other, and then say goodbye It seems we ought to, but nobody cries We're two people with nothing to share But our once-a-week, fool's love affair It's just a once-a-week, fool's love affair